Well I had to let you know, dear readers, about THE Christmas gift you need this year.
So you miss your dog at work?
Do you wish it would communicate with you?
Do you wish it would tell you what it was feeling?
Then Puppy Tweet is for you.
Whilst you’re at work or away a device attached to its collar will let you know what it is feeling.
Such phrases as “I bark because I miss you. There I said it. Now hurry home.”
or “It’s hard to tweet when you’re all paws.”
or even ‘I finally caught that tail I’ve been chasing, and . . . OOUUUCHH!’
Its supposed to translate the movement into the nearest tweet that is stored (it has a range of 500 different messages)
You know you want it.
Oh. And it even works when the battery doesn’t – so there is no pre-programming there is there!!!
Its good to know that there are presents out there that we just HAVE to have.
Think how good it would have been if the animals in the nativity could have been able to tweet.
Well maybe not.
How about a less vacuous Christmas this year.
How about getting real presents for real people. Or even buying something for someone who isn’t likely to get one.
There are some great ways that we can make a difference this Christmas – its just that this is unlikely to be one of them.